BARNEY IS GHETTO???

Dear You,

 So, you have decided to come back to your 5 mins of weirdness? Well, I hope you have been vaccinated... Cos I am about to infect you with SS (stupid syndrome!) Has it ever occurred to you that you are listening to a thirteen year old girl who has a pet unicorn...? What do you MEAN 'Unicorns don't exist'?!!! Of course they do! I have a unicorn! Her name is Yankee Doodle! Only Joking! Her name is Jimmy... Jimmy tells me all the rights and wrongs of writing a blog... But knowing me I'll write about food... Food.... Fooooood.... I'm hungry now, one minute!

-5 hours later-

Oh, you mad bro? I was pretty hungry and Jimmy wanted PBJ sandwhich... WHAT CAN A GIRL DO?!!! I mean, people call me 'the panda' for some reason... Probably cos I tripped and gave myself a pair of black eyes... Wait... That's not that funneh... IT WAS FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! XD I mean, they wouldn't call me panda cos I eat to much and will probably die young!

But let's think about it THIS way, I wouldn't be racist!

I'm Black
I'm White
I'm Asian
AND I AM GHETTO AS BARNEY THE DINO! (Cos he's pretty ghetto!)

I mean, listen to these lyrics Barney was REALLY thinkin'!

I love you
You love me
Let's tie that kid to a tree
With a knife through it's back
And a bullet through it's head
Sorry children, the kid is dead!

I mean, that is pretty damn ghetto!

So why are panda's ghetto?

COS IT TAKES BALLZ TO BE ABLE TO HAVE A BLACK / WHITE GANGSSSS!!!

OH YEAH!!!

No ... I am not racist... I am a unicorn... Remember that!

AND A PANDA! :OOO

BECAUSE PANDAS. ARE. EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!

And I mean, kids hate Barney, exspecially if they make THESE lyrics!

Barney is a dinosaur with no imagination
Stick a finger up his bum and dies of constapation! :D

Take it away Harreh!

*Harry Styles looking at me wide eyed thinkin': 'Dafuq is wrong with this chick???!!!'*

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE WEIRD???!!! Oh... You ain't seen NOTHING yet!! >:DDD

Tune in next time for more weirdness and stupidity!

Luv frum,
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